Merry Christmas Joke Thread...
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Author: Termy
Date: 10 Dec 2006 5:46 pm
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Author: OldToroOwner
Date: 10 Dec 2006 7:23 pm
Termy-
That "poison in Santa's milk" one is hilarious!! :grpj:
Author: Chris S
Date: 10 Dec 2006 10:40 pm
Ditto lol..... :D
C
Author: bbwb
Date: 10 Dec 2006 10:56 pm
Those are good...here are some more from my archives.
bbwb
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 11 Dec 2006 7:24 am
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
He laid her on the table,
So white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck,
Then felt her breast,
Then drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry,
The hole was wide........
He looked inside,
All was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands,
And stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey.
May I wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas.
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 11 Dec 2006 7:26 am
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Author: Termy
Date: 11 Dec 2006 2:31 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
He laid her on the table,
So white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck,
Then felt her breast,
Then drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry,
The hole was wide........
He looked inside,
All was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands,
And stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey.
May I wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas.
OMG!!! I got aroused reading that! Geez Sherri, you sure know how to pick them. :lol:
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 11 Dec 2006 2:40 pm
Termy wrote:
OMG!!! I got aroused reading that! Geez Sherri, you sure know how to pick them. :lol:
:lol: :lol: I guess the line "May I wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas." rings in true for you. :P :lol:
Sherri
Author: ramit
Date: 11 Dec 2006 2:51 pm
Author: Termy
Date: 11 Dec 2006 5:21 pm
ramit wrote:
A++++++++ Ramit! :D
Funny As Hell!!! :rofl:
Author: Termy
Date: 11 Dec 2006 5:23 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Termy wrote:
OMG!!! I got aroused reading that! Geez Sherri, you sure know how to pick them. :lol:
:lol: :lol: I guess the line "May I wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas." rings in true for you. :P :lol:
Sherri
Yep, and some of us are getting some this christmas, while others have to work hehe. I am sorry, but during christmas time, I mostly think of myself and think of others the rest of the year. LOL :lol:
Author: mrmom
Date: 11 Dec 2006 7:10 pm
Termy wrote:
Yep, and some of us are getting some this christmas, while others have to work hehe. I am sorry, but during christmas time, I mostly think of myself and think of others the rest of the year. LOL :lol:
:shock:
Author: Marshall
Date: 11 Dec 2006 8:35 pm
mrmom wrote:
Termy wrote:
Yep, and some of us are getting some this christmas, while others have to work hehe. I am sorry, but during christmas time, I mostly think of myself and think of others the rest of the year. LOL :lol:
:shock:
Double :shock: :shock:
Author: Highwind
Date: 11 Dec 2006 9:56 pm
Author: bbwb
Date: 12 Dec 2006 10:14 am
And still more gift ideas...
bbwb
Author: Marshall
Date: 12 Dec 2006 10:19 am
These are hilarious! :lol:
Author: ramit
Date: 12 Dec 2006 10:49 am
The Toys!!! what a blast.. cant stop laughing.
Author: Termy
Date: 12 Dec 2006 2:00 pm
bbwb wrote:
And still more gift ideas...
bbwb
A+++++
Absolutely Halarious!!! :lol:
Author: bbwb
Date: 13 Dec 2006 3:17 pm
The twelve days of xmas will never have the same meaning after you see this....
http://www.jibjab.com/originals/originals/jibjab/movieid/27
bbwb
Author: Termy
Date: 13 Dec 2006 3:44 pm
Funny but sick
Author: mrmom
Date: 13 Dec 2006 6:37 pm
Mrs. Claus sure knows how to get even.