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Date: 1 Dec 2006 10:32 pm
HOW BABY RUTH WAS BORN...........
ONE DAY MR. HERSHEY DECIDED HE WANTED A BIT-O-HONEY, SO HE TOOK MRS. GOODBAR TO FIFTH AVENUE, AND BEGAN TO FEEL HER MOUNDS, WHICH WAS ALMOND JOY. SHE SCREAMED OH’ HENRY, AS HIS BUTTERFINGER SLOWLY WENT UP HER MILKY WAY.
Date: 2 Dec 2006 8:46 am
Good thing she didn't have a Nestle Crunch. And to think, the tramp had just been with the Three Musketeers!
Date: 2 Dec 2006 1:12 pm
Marshall wrote:
Good thing she didn't have a Nestle Crunch. And to think, the tramp had just been with the Three Musketeers!
LMAO... :lol: Good One Marshall! :D
Date: 2 Dec 2006 3:36 pm
Marshall wrote:
Good thing she didn't have a Nestle Crunch. And to think, the tramp had just been with the Three Musketeers
For which they paid her a hundred grand.
Date: 2 Dec 2006 5:08 pm
She's been turnin' Twix for years!!
Date: 2 Dec 2006 8:44 pm
Bill_D wrote:
She's been turnin' Twix for years!!
Not to mention the countless Kisses she's given..... AND received.
Date: 3 Dec 2006 11:46 am
This would have been an entirely different story if she had met the Jolly Rancher and his Whoppers. He would have Swoops'd her off her feet with a Rolo in the hay second to none. She would have been begging for Smore's and wanting to Skor again.
But as we all know she was only out for a Pot of Gold, the little Twerpz, and eventually their relationship went Sourz.
Date: 3 Dec 2006 8:17 pm
I Snicker everytime I think about her big ole Reece cups...my shorts turn into a Milkyway....the only time she comes around though is on Payday.
Date: 3 Dec 2006 8:49 pm
I wonder how good she was at handling a Twizzler?
Date: 4 Dec 2006 12:24 am
You guys are halarious! :lol: I totally did not expect you guys to come up with some good stuff like that! Too much! :lol: :D
Date: 5 Dec 2006 3:42 am
Tis a very very good thread.
Date: 5 Dec 2006 12:46 pm
Dam right Jeff, makes me LMAO :lol: