Merry Christmas to the ACLU
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Author: faithfulFrank
Date: 21 Dec 2005 6:38 pm
Fun with the ACLU
Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD!
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of
this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to
brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it. Tell them "God bless" if you want.
Here's the Address, just don't be rude or crude.
(It's Not the Christian Way ya know?)
ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor
New York, NY 10004
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because
they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions..
So spend 37 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell
them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. . . . It's a
Christmas Tree even in the fields!!
And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate
with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!
Author: Paula
Date: 21 Dec 2005 7:25 pm
That is awesome Frank. Lets mess up their pretty P.C. world... :twisted: ...politely and graciously of course.. :wink:
Author: Highwind
Date: 21 Dec 2005 7:43 pm
Nice idea Frank. You've given me an idea.
I'm thinking of sending the Bloc Quebecois (Quebec separtist party) a Christmas card in English only. They love that stuff.
Author: Marshall
Date: 21 Dec 2005 8:08 pm
You all are on a roll, keep it up, great ideas! :wink:
Author: Termy
Date: 21 Dec 2005 8:37 pm
So Frank, you really think that there is a war on christmas? :roll:
Let me see if you can answer this question if you can't answer the one above...
Where do you think the idea for the christmas tree came from?
Author: Highwind
Date: 21 Dec 2005 8:53 pm
Okay, how about some far out ones.
Send the KKK a card with the Nativity scene, with all the characters any race but white.
And then send the NAACP one with the three wisemen, all wearing white pointy hoods.
Author: mrmom
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:01 pm
If you are going to send them a card, make sure it is not in an envelope that would help them recognize it as a card. They would probably chuck it. Send it in a business envelope. That way they would not know and have to open it hoping not to miss out on any contributions.
Author: Paula
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:16 pm
Highwind wrote:
Okay, how about some far out ones.
Send the KKK a card with the Nativity scene, with all the characters any race but white.
And then send the NAACP one with the three wisemen, all wearing white pointy hoods.
Oh, to be a mouse in those rooms... :twisted:
Author: Termy
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:17 pm
hmmm, I just don't get your angle you guys. the ACLU does alot of good for people.
Author: mrmom
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:26 pm
They do do a lot of good for people but oftentimes it goes beyond common sense. Logic just goes out the window.
Author: Paula
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:27 pm
mrmom wrote:
They do do a lot of good for people but oftentimes it goes beyond common sense. Logic just goes out the window.
Its the large ratio of lawyers...will screw things up every time (no offense Mad Dog where ever you are.. :wink:)
Author: Termy
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:32 pm
Paula, you and I can talk to these lawers if you wish. I will bring my new Toro with me. :lol:
Author: Paula
Date: 21 Dec 2005 9:36 pm
Termy wrote:
Paula, you and I can talk to these lawers if you wish. I will bring my new Toro with me. :lol:
Sorry Termy...I don't know lawyerese...I speak a little too plainly to ever pick up the language... :roll: