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Author: Paula

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:11 pm

I noticed I am now one of the Master Members.....will I be receiving blue balls with that? :shock: (I already have the place on my wall picked out for them...)

Author: ramit

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:12 pm

CONGRATS...
you've not got a full set of Balls..
feeling crowded in those jeans??

Author: Paula

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:18 pm

ramit wrote:
CONGRATS...
you've not got a full set of Balls..
feeling crowded in those jeans??

No but I have this almost uncontrollable urge to yell at someone to "bring me a beer" and this sudden sentimental attachment to the remote... :roll:

Author: ramit

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:19 pm

start scratching em yet?

Author: Paula

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:21 pm

ramit wrote:
start scratching em yet?

No....I don't want them to lose their pretty color before I hang 'em on the wall....

Author: Walt
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:31 pm

Paula wrote:
I noticed I am now one of the Master Members.....will I be receiving blue balls with that? :shock: (I already have the place on my wall picked out for them...)

No My dear... It means you will receive a muzzle.

Author: Paula
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:34 pm

Walt wrote:
Paula wrote:
I noticed I am now one of the Master Members.....will I be receiving blue balls with that? :shock: (I already have the place on my wall picked out for them...)

No My dear... It means you will receive a muzzle.



Afraid I'll inflict some serious self-injuries? :shock:

Author: buttlint

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:34 pm

Try peeing standing up.
For extra credit....Toss a cigarette butt in the bowl and see if you can seperate the tobacco from the filter before you run out of gas. :)

Author: Paula

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:35 pm

buttlint wrote:
Try peeing standing up.
For extra credit....Toss a cigarette butt in the bowl and see if you can seperate the tobacco from the filter before you run out of gas. :)

Hey, I was going to go out on the town tonight...but with a fun line-up like that planned...who needs to leave the house? :roll: :roll:

Author: Walt
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:41 pm

Paula wrote:
Walt wrote:
Paula wrote:
I noticed I am now one of the Master Members.....will I be receiving blue balls with that? :shock: (I already have the place on my wall picked out for them...)

No My dear... It means you will receive a muzzle.



Afraid I'll inflict some serious self-injuries? :shock:

Nah, Your bark is far worse than your bite. But the moderators figured it would be cheaper to by you a muzzle than it would be to buy the rest of us earplugs!

Nag-nag-nag-nag-nag!

Oh wait :idea: I almost forgot :idea: :idea: :idea: we are friends :!: :!: This morning was sooooo long ago, wasn't it?

I take it all back Paula...

Walt

Author: Paula
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:45 pm

Walt wrote:
Nah, Your bark is far worse than your bite. But the moderators figured it would be cheaper to by you a muzzle than it would be to buy the rest of us earplugs!

Nag-nag-nag-nag-nag!

Oh wait :idea: I almost forgot :idea: :idea: :idea: we are friends :!: :!: This morning was sooooo long ago, wasn't it?

I take it all back Paula...

Walt

You obviously haven't experienced my bite...

And that's Princess Nag to you!

Author: Highwind

Date: 16 Dec 2005 9:50 pm

buttlint wrote:
Try peeing standing up.
For extra credit....Toss a cigarette butt in the bowl and see if you can seperate the tobacco from the filter before you run out of gas. :)

Thanks Lint. Reminded me that it was time for another xmas avatar change, and just which one to use.

Author: Walt
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:00 pm

Paula wrote:
Walt wrote:
Nah, Your bark is far worse than your bite. But the moderators figured it would be cheaper to by you a muzzle than it would be to buy the rest of us earplugs!

Nag-nag-nag-nag-nag!

Oh wait :idea: I almost forgot :idea: :idea: :idea: we are friends :!: :!: This morning was sooooo long ago, wasn't it?

I take it all back Paula...

Walt

You obviously haven't experienced my bite...

And that's Princess Nag to you!

Oh great Princess......Hello??????.......I TOOK IT ALL BACK!!!!! Just like a women... you only see what you want to see, then twist it around until it suits YOU-and then spit it all back as though it is a great new thought.

...And about which bite are you speaking? The one with your teeth in, or teeth out?

YOUR FRIEND,
Walt

Author: Paula
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:03 pm

Walt wrote:
Oh great Princess......Hello??????.......I TOOK IT ALL BACK!!!!! Just like a women... you only see what you want to see, then twist it around until it suits YOU-and then spit it all back as though it is a great new thought.

...And about which bite are you speaking? The one with your teeth in, or teeth out?

YOUR FRIEND,
Walt

Too late to shut the barn door after the cows have already gotten out... :roll: :roll:

And for you Walt...I'll make sure the teeth are not only in but also nice and sharp... :twisted:

Author: Highwind
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:05 pm

Walt wrote:

...And about which bite are you speaking? The one with your teeth in, or teeth out?

YOUR FRIEND,
Walt



Nice one Walt. I like it.

Author: Walt
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:07 pm

Paula wrote:
Walt wrote:
Oh great Princess......Hello??????.......I TOOK IT ALL BACK!!!!! Just like a women... you only see what you want to see, then twist it around until it suits YOU-and then spit it all back as though it is a great new thought.

...And about which bite are you speaking? The one with your teeth in, or teeth out?

YOUR FRIEND,
Walt

Too late to shut the barn door after the cows have already gotten out... :roll: :roll:

And for you Walt...I'll make sure the teeth are not only in but also nice and sharp... :twisted:

Around here that's when we want to shut the doors - AFTER the cows leave the party!

Author: Paula
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:08 pm

Walt wrote:

Around here that's when we want to shut the doors - AFTER the cows leave the party!

Yeah...till somebody wants milk... :roll: :roll:

Author: Walt
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:13 pm

Paula wrote:
Walt wrote:

Around here that's when we want to shut the doors - AFTER the cows leave the party!

Yeah...till somebody wants milk... :roll: :roll:

uncle?

Author: Paula
Subject: Re: BTW...

Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:14 pm

Walt wrote:
Yeah...till somebody wants milk... :roll: :roll:

uncle?[/quote]

aunt? :lol:

Author: Marshall

Date: 17 Dec 2005 12:57 am

Congrats Paula!

Pretty soon you'll have a desire to lay on the couch, hold the remote close to your heart, watch football, say "pull my finger" and fart.

8)

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 12:59 am

Marshall wrote:
Congrats Paula!

Pretty soon you'll have a desire to lay on the couch, hold the remote close to your heart, watch football, say "pull my finger" and fart.

8)

:shock:



Take 'em back! I don't want balls anymore...

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 17 Dec 2005 5:55 am

good morning Paula..
has your voice deepened any yet.
i see you havent lost any of your quick witt yet.
in a few days you will only be as smart as any 2 of us and after a month or so you will be just as normal as the rest of us lads.
oh yes 1 more thing...
dont forget to put the seat down when your done in the "room",that just drives the ladies mad if you dont.
chris

Author: robmints

Date: 17 Dec 2005 7:29 am

Paula wrote:
ramit wrote:
CONGRATS...
you've not got a full set of Balls..
feeling crowded in those jeans??

No but I have this almost uncontrollable urge to yell at someone to "bring me a beer" and this sudden sentimental attachment to the remote... :roll:

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 7:40 am

snowshoveler wrote:
good morning Paula..
has your voice deepened any yet.
i see you havent lost any of your quick witt yet.
in a few days you will only be as smart as any 2 of us and after a month or so you will be just as normal as the rest of us lads.
oh yes 1 more thing...
dont forget to put the seat down when your done in the "room",that just drives the ladies mad if you dont.
chris

There's no place like home, there's no place like home...."

Author: ramit

Date: 17 Dec 2005 12:20 pm

Thanks Rob, I see you found my remote, been looking for that bugger...

Author: Highwind

Date: 17 Dec 2005 12:35 pm

Nice remote there Robmints. Gotta get me one.

Don't see the need for the "yappin" up button. They could change that one to some other useful function, like "cook".

Glad to see two mute buttons. One is certain to wear out from extreme use.

Author: Highwind

Date: 17 Dec 2005 1:01 pm

Paula,

With all those balls, I hope you've sharpened your back hair trimmer. Now you'll be able to use it as a mustache trimmer too.,



And with more facial hair than you've been used to (well, I assume you weren't used to having much when you were ball-less) you might want to look into a shaver. This rotary model should serve you well.



Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 3:56 pm

And her version... :wink:

Author: robmints

Date: 17 Dec 2005 4:04 pm

Fix this: Vibe button?

And there seems to be a button missing under Rub My.

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 4:52 pm

robmints wrote:
Fix this: Vibe button?

And there seems to be a button missing under Rub My.

Must be the Menopause Version... :oops:

Author: Highwind

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:04 pm

I can see what this thread might lead to in some marital situations:

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:13 pm

Highwind wrote:
I can see what this thread might lead to in some marital situations:



I think the doc should've left it there.....then we wouldn't hear anymore of the "Honey, do you know where the remote is?!" :roll: :roll:

Author: Highwind

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:18 pm

"Just desserts": two tarts loaded with forbidden fruits. :roll: :lol: :wink:

Edit: this was supposed to be in the Merry Christmas thread, not here...darn technology must've messed up again.. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Not my fault, surely.

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:20 pm

Highwind wrote:
"Just desserts": two tarts loaded with forbidden fruits. :roll: :lol: :wink:



And you know what happens when you bite the forbidden apple(s)... :twisted:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:36 pm

have you ever noticed ...
whenever Paula starts a thread its a very busy spot indeed.
does she just like to talk a lot or do we just like to see what she says.

Paula ...i would say you are popular,can i take you to the prom.
chris

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:47 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
have you ever noticed ...
whenever Paula starts a thread its a very busy spot indeed.
does she just like to talk a lot or do we just like to see what she says.

Paula ...i would say you are popular,can i take you to the prom.
chris



Well, I don't know Shoveler....are you going to take me on your bicycle or riding lawn mower? A girl can't afford to be seen riding on the back of a bicycle, after all I do have my standards....

And you'll have to ask my mom's permission...she is a little old fashioned and will want to pick out my dress for me too......

And whadda mean, "do I just talk alot?!

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 17 Dec 2005 8:51 pm

well actually...
i thought we would just take a toboggan.
lotsa snow around now and i dont mind pulling you around on it.
we can have hot chocolate and cookies and and ill listen to all your stories.
but you have to promise to have me home before bedtime.
i might turn into a pumkin.
chris

Author: Paula

Date: 17 Dec 2005 9:25 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
well actually...
i thought we would just take a toboggan.
lotsa snow around now and i dont mind pulling you around on it.
we can have hot chocolate and cookies and and ill listen to all your stories.
but you have to promise to have me home before bedtime.
i might turn into a pumkin.
chris

All my stories? Why do I suddenly feel like an old war horse?

And you turn into a Jacka...oh wait...that's a donkey....

Author: MissSnowshoveler

Date: 18 Dec 2005 6:42 pm

Hmmmmmmm, proms are in June/July. In most places there is no snow. (Notice I said most places) Take him up on the offer Paula, I'll provide the toboggan. I want to see him all dressed up, pulling a toboggan with a lady in all her finery, in the summer. :shock:
In other words 'shoveler is saying that while you talk on and on, he'll tune you out and plan some kind of OPE related activity. (Taken from experience).
Enjoy the prom. :D
Sherri

Author: mrmom

Date: 18 Dec 2005 7:49 pm

robmints wrote:








Hmmm..... I wonder if one could get this on Ebay?

How would I do a search on this?

Author: Walt

Date: 18 Dec 2005 7:52 pm

Paula wrote:
Highwind wrote:
"Just desserts": two tarts loaded with forbidden fruits. :roll: :lol: :wink:



And you know what happens when you bite the forbidden apple(s)... :twisted:

Yeah,

What happens is your testicles shoot into your chest, your male genitals fall off, and your fanny crack gets about 5 inches longer.

Author: Walt

Date: 18 Dec 2005 7:55 pm

mrmom wrote:
robmints wrote:








Hmmm..... I wonder if one could get this on Ebay?

How would I do a search on this?

Do a search for "remote control for women that doesn't exist"

Author: Paula

Date: 18 Dec 2005 10:41 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Hmmmmmmm, proms are in June/July. In most places there is no snow. (Notice I said most places) Take him up on the offer Paula, I'll provide the toboggan. I want to see him all dressed up, pulling a toboggan with a lady in all her finery, in the summer. :shock:
In other words 'shoveler is saying that while you talk on and on, he'll tune you out and plan some kind of OPE related activity. (Taken from experience).
Enjoy the prom. :D
Sherri

Uhhhh...I think I need to stay home and wash my hair...

Author: Highwind

Date: 19 Dec 2005 8:47 am

:?: Snowshoveler,
Just curious as to which prom you wish to take Paula to?
Grade 8 or highschool graduation?

Personally, I found the 5 years I spent in grade 12 the toughest.

Author: MissSnowshoveler

Date: 19 Dec 2005 9:03 am

Paula singing, and 'shoveler just a dancin' . Ohhhh to be a fly on the wall at that prom.. :P
Sherri

Author: Highwind

Date: 19 Dec 2005 9:31 am

Sherri,
You could go as a chaperone. They always need parent volunteers at the grade 8 graduation prom.

The 14 year olds would get a kick out of Chris and his patented disco moves, and the jacket and shirt unbuttoned to the navel, with gold chains, ala John Revolting; and Paula in her fluffy hairdo, sweater over the pleated dress look, in the Olivia Snooty John style.

Author: Paula

Date: 19 Dec 2005 9:37 am

Highwind wrote:
Sherri,
You could go as a chaperone. They always need parent volunteers at the grade 8 graduation prom.

The 14 year olds would get a kick out of Chris and his patented disco moves, and the jacket and shirt unbuttoned to the navel, with gold chains, ala John Revolting; and Paula in her fluffy hairdo, sweater over the pleated dress look, in the Olivia Snooty John style.

I'll have you know I look very attractive in my Oliva Fig Newton style do... :evil:

As to Shoveler showing his navel...if it doesn't say "Sunkist" I don't want to be seeing it...

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 19 Dec 2005 11:09 am

hey paula ..
its says sunkist 6 times cause its a sixpac.
chris

Author: MissSnowshoveler

Date: 19 Dec 2005 11:54 am

He must be dreaming again...
Sherri

Author: Paula

Date: 19 Dec 2005 1:32 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
hey paula ..
its says sunkist 6 times cause its a sixpac.
chris

Six pack of what? :roll: :roll:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 20 Dec 2005 11:30 am

anything you want it to be PAULA.
chris

Author: MissSnowshoveler

Date: 20 Dec 2005 2:51 pm

Paula wrote:
snowshoveler wrote:
hey paula ..
its says sunkist 6 times cause its a sixpac.
chris

Six pack of what? :roll: :roll:

I'm thinking pudding. :shock: :twisted:
Sherri

Author: Paula

Date: 20 Dec 2005 4:29 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Paula wrote:
snowshoveler wrote:
hey paula ..
its says sunkist 6 times cause its a sixpac.
chris

Six pack of what? :roll: :roll:

I'm thinking pudding. :shock: :twisted:
Sherri

You have a puddin' pack, SHOVELER? :shock: :shock: :lol:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 20 Dec 2005 5:24 pm

hey ...
this is supposed to be a somewhat family oriented site.
you ladies or whatever you are, shouldnt be discussing my pudding.
chris

Author: Paula

Date: 20 Dec 2005 5:37 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
hey ...
this is supposed to be a somewhat family oriented site.
you ladies or whatever you are, shouldnt be discussing my pudding.
chris

George Porgie, puddin' and pie...kissed the girls and made them cry... :cry: :cry: :P

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 20 Dec 2005 5:45 pm

i give up!
there aint no getting anything past her.
chris

Author: MissSnowshoveler

Date: 20 Dec 2005 9:01 pm

It's about time that he realized that he can't one up a woman. :?
Sherri

Author: Paula

Date: 20 Dec 2005 9:11 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
i give up!
there aint no getting anything past her.
chris

Come back shoveler.....coooooommmme baaaaaack.... :cry: :cry:

I promise I'll be ..err...umm....nicer to you....in the future.... :? ..err..umm.. I mean.... :lol: :lol:

Shoveler...you've left me speechless on more than one occasion...I just don't tell you when you do...

Author: Marshall

Date: 20 Dec 2005 9:12 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
It's about time that he realized that he can't one up a woman. :?
Sherri

:shock: Can't do what to a woman? :shock: