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Author: Marshall
Date: 13 Dec 2005 6:41 pm
What is the dating ritual for brunettes?
Sitting in the front seat asking, "Is the blond finished yet?"
Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
It's cheaper than changing their band aids every day.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blonde's?
Invisible
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
The trash gets taken out once a week.
What's the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
What's a brunette that has dyed her hair?
Artificial intelligence.
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
How do recognize a brunette at the airport?
She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.
Why do brunettes like their hair color?
It hides the dirt.
Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunettes chest?
They needed a level playing field.
:lol:
Author: Highwind
Date: 13 Dec 2005 8:41 pm
And I bet those were all written by brunettes.
Author: Pilgrim
Date: 13 Dec 2005 9:16 pm
Good ones...a blond one fer ya..
Husband was in the bedroom gettin' ready for work when he hears this awful cussing and swearing coming from his wife in the kitchen. He hollers out to her "Honey, what in the world are you doing"? She says "I'm working a jigsaw puzzle of a Rooster" He goes in the kitchen and says " Honey, please put the cornflakes back in the box".
Author: Marshall
Date: 14 Dec 2005 7:08 am
LOL, :lol: .