Found This In My Potato Bucket
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Author: Termy
Date: 13 Dec 2005 3:22 pm
This sucker is HUGE!!! Have you ever seen a potato this big before, I measured it to be 9 and 1/2 inches long!
Because this potato was so huge, it inspired me to take a pic and photoshop a lighting effect to make it like the space probe in Star Trek 4, A Voyage Home. I think its halarious :lol: And if anybody has seen the movie Space Balls, you can also relate to it from seing the very long ship.
PS: Please do not make sexual remarks in my thread, G-rating thread, please don't turn it into anything else.
Author: Highwind
Date: 13 Dec 2005 5:34 pm
termy wrote:
PS: Please do not make sexual remarks in my thread, G-rating thread, please don't turn it into anything else.
Can we turn your potato into french fries? That is a G-rated idea without sexual innuendo, whatever that is. 
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 13 Dec 2005 5:44 pm
That tater looks like it could be a meal in itself. What would you say it weighed in at?
Sherri
Author: Termy
Date: 13 Dec 2005 5:51 pm
I believe that potato weighs at least 5 pounds. That potato is so huge that it is more like three meals :lol:
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 13 Dec 2005 5:58 pm
Should be a way to preserve it and hang it as a trophy on the wall as so many do with their animal heads. It would definitely be a conversation piece!!!!!!!!!
Sherri
Author: Termy
Date: 13 Dec 2005 6:17 pm
HAHAHAHA...You are just too funny Sherri, unless the potato was in a stud in the ceiling, it would fall right away doo to its weight. :lol:
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 13 Dec 2005 6:18 pm
Now there's an idea - a door stop! :lol:
Sherri
Author: Marshall
Date: 13 Dec 2005 6:42 pm
How big is it in dog years?
Author: Pilgrim
Date: 13 Dec 2005 9:06 pm
That is one huge tater Termy...good tater photography too. What time is supper gonna be ready?
Author: Bill_D
Date: 13 Dec 2005 11:27 pm
That's one studly spud!!!!!
Stud spud.
HEHEHEHEEHE, I made a funny w/out any sexual inuendos. WOW!!!
Author: mrmom
Date: 14 Dec 2005 6:09 pm
Make some money off of it by putting it up on Ebay. Somebody will buy it. You never know....
Author: Paula
Date: 14 Dec 2005 6:35 pm
Bill_D wrote:
That's one studly spud!!!!!
Stud spud.
HEHEHEHEEHE, I made a funny w/out any sexual inuendos. WOW!!!
I don't know Bill...the word "stud" could have some of the "S" word innuendo to it...(see Termy....I did what you asked... :wink:)
Author: Termy
Date: 15 Dec 2005 5:17 pm
See thats what I like about you Paula, you actually listen to what I say and not do the latter. Taz is a pretty dog too, does he like to run in the snow or hop in it like a easter bunny lol. My cat Zoie, she likes to hop in the snow cause she don't quite understand it. :lol:
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 15 Dec 2005 6:24 pm
Termy wrote:
Taz is a pretty dog too, does he like to run in the snow or hop in it like a easter bunny lol. My cat Zoie, she likes to hop in the snow cause she don't quite understand it. :lol:
Taz is a bounding scooper. As he's bounding through the snow he's has his mouth open scooping up the snow and chomping it down. If he's outside and you don't know what he's doing, just look for the highest snow pile and he'll be standing in front of it making it smaller. :D
Sherri
Author: Highwind
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:05 pm
Termy wrote:
See thats what I like about you Paula, you actually listen to what I say...
Termy,
You are going to make some "lucky" lady a great husband someday. Every woman wants a strong man to tell her how to behave. Saves them so much stress in their lives. And I really :roll: think Paula is the kind of gal who appreciates that quality in a man.
Author: Paula
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:21 pm
Highwind wrote:
Termy,
You are going to make some "lucky" lady a great husband someday. Every woman wants a strong man to tell her how to behave. Saves them so much stress in their lives. And I really :roll: think Paula is the kind of gal who appreciates that quality in a man.
Gosh Windy 
...you know me so well....
. How did you know I had gotten reeeeeally tired of thinking for myself and was just hoping someone would do that for me? 
Author: Highwind
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:29 pm
Awww sweetums.
Its that ESP link we share. I can almost read your thoughts...ohhh,... now, now, that isn't very nice. Bad girl. I'm going to have to have Termy correct that nasty thinking. 
Author: Paula
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:38 pm
Highwind wrote:
Awww sweetums.
Its that ESP link we share. I can almost read your thoughts...ohhh,... now, now, that isn't very nice. Bad girl. I'm going to have to have Termy correct that nasty thinking.
I was thinking in *@%*#& so it doesn't count. :wink:
Author: snowshoveler
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:42 pm
Paula is just a little to quick for anybody to do her thinking.
she would have whatever it is done by the time anybody else had it figgured out.
there you go Paula the shovel is in your hand now.
chris
Author: Highwind
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:44 pm
DON'T LET PAULA NEAR SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECTS, Snowshoveler.
Darn, she can do a lot of damage with them. Now I'm moving out of her path. 
Author: snowshoveler
Date: 15 Dec 2005 7:52 pm
well i only gave her a shovel,what could she possibly do with that ,except shovel
l some of the u know what .
or perhaps dig a hole in that path your on Wind.
oops --- sorry about that ,here let me give you a hand getting out of there.
chris
Author: Paula
Date: 15 Dec 2005 10:21 pm
snowshoveler wrote:
Paula is just a little to quick for anybody to do her thinking.
she would have whatever it is done by the time anybody else had it figgured out.
there you go Paula the shovel is in your hand now.
chris
Careful Shoveler...all this sweet talk is going to go straight to my 100 billion neurons... :roll: :wink:
Author: Paula
Date: 15 Dec 2005 11:11 pm
Highwind wrote:
DON'T LET PAULA NEAR SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECTS, Snowshoveler.
How blunt are the objects we are talking about here? 
Author: Walt
Date: 16 Dec 2005 5:10 am
Paula wrote:
Highwind wrote:
DON'T LET PAULA NEAR SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECTS, Snowshoveler.
How blunt are the objects we are talking about here?
Rideable. Next question...
Author: Paula
Date: 16 Dec 2005 6:26 am
Walt wrote:
Rideable. Next question...
(really hate it when they don't leave me with a come back...
)
Author: mrmom
Date: 16 Dec 2005 6:27 am
Walt wrote:
Paula wrote:
Highwind wrote:
DON'T LET PAULA NEAR SHARP OR BLUNT OBJECTS, Snowshoveler.
How blunt are the objects we are talking about here?
Rideable. Next question...
Hah hah hah! Good one Walt. That helped wake me up this morning.
Author: Walt
Date: 16 Dec 2005 6:47 am
Paula wrote:
Walt wrote:
Rideable. Next question...
(really hate it when they don't leave me with a come back...)
Here Paula, I'll help you....
"O.k. Walt, so basically what you're saying is blunt means anything that is rideable, and rideable is something that can be sat on - as long as it doesn't prick me! .... :oops: um ... yeah, o.k. So Walt... are you trying to tell me I enjoy riding dull things?"
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 16 Dec 2005 6:52 am
Oh dear, oh dear, Walt how did you get into Paula's brain. It must be overwhelming to get inside the mind of a woman that hasn't got any idle time. Must be so much different then what you are used too, with the ideas zipping past and the meal plans whizzing by...
Oh dear, oh dear... :D :shock: :o :lol:
Sherri
Author: Paula
Date: 16 Dec 2005 7:09 am
Walt wrote:
Here Paula, I'll help you....
"O.k. Walt, so basically what you're saying is blunt means anything that is rideable, and rideable is something that can be sat on - as long as it doesn't prick me! .... :oops: um ... yeah, o.k. So Walt... are you trying to tell me I enjoy riding dull things?"
And I hate it even MORE when they have a comeback that sounds just like me! 
Author: Termy
Date: 16 Dec 2005 7:24 am
Paula, you and I were made for each other. Wish I could meet you in person :wink:
Author: Walt
Date: 16 Dec 2005 8:16 am
Termy wrote:
Paula, you and I were made for each other. Wish I could meet you in person :wink:
Termy,
Why?... You dull? ...
Author: Paula
Date: 16 Dec 2005 10:22 am
Walt wrote:
Termy wrote:
Paula, you and I were made for each other. Wish I could meet you in person :wink:
Termy,
Why?... You dull? ...
Termy
You are a sweetheart and I thank you kindly for the compliment. :wink:
As for YOU Walt....
... I think we should discuss THE treatment... :twisted:
Author: Marshall
Date: 16 Dec 2005 1:25 pm
Walt wrote:
Termy wrote:
Paula, you and I were made for each other. Wish I could meet you in person :wink:
Termy,
Why?... You dull? ...
Termy, for the right amount of $$$, I'll see to it. 8)
Author: Highwind
Date: 16 Dec 2005 2:14 pm
Termy wrote:
Wish I could meet you in person :wink:
Me too Termy, me too. Meet Paula that is.
You are going to have some competition for the hand (and everything attached to it) of the fair damsel Paula.
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 16 Dec 2005 2:32 pm
So not to be twisted or anything and I don't think Paula is the type of gal that's wants to be fought over, but are we going to see some action? Say a little wrestling, (mud/jello/pudding doesn't matter to me - I'll be on the side lines) a snow shoveling competition, or tree trimming contest. Com'on boys show us girls whatcha got... :P
Sherri
PS - there those danged voices go again...
Author: Paula
Date: 16 Dec 2005 4:29 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
So not to be twisted or anything and I don't think Paula is the type of gal that's wants to be fought over, but are we going to see some action? Say a little wrestling, (mud/jello/pudding doesn't matter to me - I'll be on the side lines) a snow shoveling competition, or tree trimming contest. Com'on boys show us girls whatcha got... :P
Sherri
PS - there those danged voices go again...
Aww c'mon Sherri....we don't want the boys jumping through a lot of hoops....hows about we make it easy for everyone....
CAT scans!! (It won't hurt a bit.... :wink:)
Hey Walt....you want to post yours as a sample? :twisted:
Author: Paula
Date: 16 Dec 2005 5:26 pm
Marshall wrote:
Termy, for the right amount of $$$, I'll see to it. 8)
For the right amount of $$$ I can see to it that somebody winds up with a limp...
Author: Termy
Date: 16 Dec 2005 5:30 pm
Actually, I would not be fighting for her :wink: I would be the guy in the room waiting patiently. Paula would notice that and she would come over to see me rather than you too. :lol:
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 16 Dec 2005 6:21 pm
Termy wrote:
Actually, I would not be fighting for her :wink: I would be the guy in the room waiting patiently. Paula would notice that and she would come over to see me rather than you too. :lol:
Ah, you would be the quiet guy hanging in the corner just waiting... hmmmmmm......interrrrrresting.......
Sherri
Author: mrmom
Date: 17 Dec 2005 7:22 am
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Termy wrote:
Actually, I would not be fighting for her :wink: I would be the guy in the room waiting patiently. Paula would notice that and she would come over to see me rather than you too. :lol:
Ah, you would be the quiet guy hanging in the corner just waiting... hmmmmmm......interrrrrresting.......
Sherri
Yeah.... with hands in his pockets.
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 17 Dec 2005 9:45 am
mrmom wrote:
Yeah.... with hands in his pockets.
Ahhhh, the dreaded guy in the corner playing pocket pool... :shock:
Sherri