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Author: mrmom

Date: 13 Dec 2005 7:48 am

Leroy and his wife Carol live up north. One winter morning while Listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Carol goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,"We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Carol goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park... " then the electric power goes out.

Carol is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love & understanding in his voice, like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Leroy says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time sweetie"?

Author: bontai Joe

Date: 13 Dec 2005 3:15 pm

Ouch!!! :lol: :lol:

Author: Highwind

Date: 13 Dec 2005 5:40 pm



Good one.
Some day the blondes of the world are going to rise up and start a rebellion against these jokes, as soon as some brunette explains they've been slurred by all the jokes, and then explains to them what rebellion means.