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Author: Dantheman

Date: 10 Dec 2005 10:28 am

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a
building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,
I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's
wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Author: Marshall

Date: 10 Dec 2005 10:41 am

LOL, pretty damn blond! :)

Author: Paula

Date: 10 Dec 2005 7:54 pm

Thanks Dan! Nice to see a blonde GUY joke for a change...you'd think there weren't any blond men out there... :roll: :roll: :wink:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 10 Dec 2005 7:57 pm

let me guess Paula ..your a brunette,or possibly a redhead.
that would explain your super quick witt.
chris
black with grey moving in quick

Author: Paula

Date: 10 Dec 2005 8:58 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
let me guess Paula ..your a brunette,or possibly a redhead.
that would explain your super quick witt.
chris
black with grey moving in quick

What hair?! :shock:



I figure it cuts down on all the blonde/brunette/redhead jokes... :twisted:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 10 Dec 2005 9:03 pm

hmmm
i havent tried it with a smooth topped one yet.
oh Paula got a minute

Author: Paula

Date: 10 Dec 2005 9:29 pm

snowshoveler wrote:
hmmm
i havent tried it with a smooth topped one yet.
oh Paula got a minute

A minute? :shock:

Lucky for you Shoveler that Mr. Christmas spirit has bitten me in the hiney.... :roll:

Author: snowshoveler

Date: 11 Dec 2005 9:08 am

what do you mean...
is a minute to long or what.
cant do much better than that
unless i prepare beforehand.
chris

Author: Walt

Date: 11 Dec 2005 11:33 am

Paula,

People could still tell "what color you are", even if you have a bald head... that is of course unless you shave your back too, then nobody could tell!

Walt