Why I stay away from bars.(gross..ashamed to say I laughed.)
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Author: faithfulFrank
Date: 8 Dec 2005 8:04 pm
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers.
When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the
manager?" she asks,
softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no." the man replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Can't", breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message", she continues, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips
and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
Tell him", she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."
Author: snowshoveler
Date: 8 Dec 2005 8:43 pm
that sounds exactly like my sister.
she would do that in a heartbeat.
chris
Author: Highwind
Date: 9 Dec 2005 11:22 am
snowshoveler wrote:
that sounds exactly like my sister.
she would do that in a heartbeat.
chris
Snowshoveler,
Your sister is a bartender? 
Author: snowshoveler
Date: 9 Dec 2005 11:41 am
nope she is a buttwiper
chris
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 9 Dec 2005 12:15 pm
When I read the sister thing I knew exactly which sister he was talking about without even asking...
Sherri
Author: Marshall
Date: 9 Dec 2005 2:45 pm
There's a story behind this somewhere. :)
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 9 Dec 2005 2:54 pm
Marshall wrote:
There's a story behind this somewhere. :)
Oh you have just got to know Chris' sister...can you say tempermental red head?
Sherril
Author: Paula
Date: 9 Dec 2005 10:00 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Marshall wrote:
There's a story behind this somewhere. :)
Oh you have just got to know Chris' sister...can you say tempermental red head?
Sherril
So Sherri....would you say temperamental runs in the family? 
Author: MissSnowshoveler
Date: 10 Dec 2005 6:10 am
Paula wrote:
So Sherri....would you say temperamental runs in the family?
Welllllllllll...by times it runs in the family. He may be a tempermental toady as he is off to work and work has no power. But as we are a small engine repair shop and it snowed and rained...
It's my day off and I'll probably stay home and keep the fire going so it's toasty warm for him when he gets home.
Sherri