Forums Archive Index > General Chat > For Marshall!!! 1000th post coming soon!!!
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:00 pm
Marshall this is the thread to get you to 1000, your almost there buddy!
Lets go...
You say internet porn and you never do, I say, yes you do! ahhh hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
Make your post!
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:08 pm
Marshall is going to join the 1000 club ? Boy I know he never shuts up but wow some people have the gift of gab ! LOL :P Congrats Marshall congrats - Kris :D
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:10 pm
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Termy writes:
One time I was looking at porn and then all the sudden my brother walks in the door without knocking!!! Shocked I was so shoked, I was trying to find the close button
Yea Termy, Internet porn. Or would you like to explain what else you were trying to hit the close button on? :shock:
Post #1000? I might hit that tonight? Sherri is the King, or should I say the Queen. :wink:
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:10 pm
Welcome to the 1000 club. You should have been here first, but well I tend to get bored and hang out here a lot. CONGRATS
Sherri
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:13 pm
Marshall you are too funny. The other close button was not working, things were still open :shock:
I bet you Paula is appalled that you are in the porno database. But I am a different story, I am known to visit it 365 days a year! Yahoo! :lol:
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:21 pm
Quote:
Termy writes:
I bet you Paula is appalled that you are in the porno database. But I am a different story, I am known to visit it 365 days a year! Yahoo!
Shoot, Paula and I go to the house of porn together at least once a week whether we need to or not.
8)
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:24 pm
Marshall,
Congratulations, you just made 1000. ![]()
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:25 pm
Congradulations!!! Marshall is now officially affiliated with the Termy factor, what is your responce? :D
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:34 pm
Thanks Highwind! I might not see 1010 after that post. (save me)
Termy, uh...uh...I don't know what to say? Uh, I want world peace and I would like thank all the little people that made this possible. Just keep Alta away from me.
Oh yea, stop, don't PM Paula and quit Googling "house of porn".
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:39 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Welcome to the 1000 club. You should have been here first, but well I tend to get bored and hang out here a lot. CONGRATS
Sherri
Well, we all know that Marshall works and Sherri just hangs around the shop and surfs the net. Go figure!
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:41 pm
Yes, the munchkins in munchkin land are very happy with your achivement!
The last time I pm'd Paula was like a month ago at least. And, untill the manchen is full, I will still be visiting it ahh hahaha. :lol:
Date: 6 Dec 2005 7:58 pm
mrmom wrote:
Well, we all know that Marshall works and Sherri just hangs around the shop and surfs the net. Go figure!
I've got to do inventory soon :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: and I won't have as much time here for a little bit, unless you would like to help me out mrmom. :?
Sherri
Date: 6 Dec 2005 8:10 pm
Hey, I'd be happy to help you out. Just send the stuff to be counted over my way here and I'd be glad to oblige. One has to stop watching soaps and eating bonbons anyway. :lol:
Date: 6 Dec 2005 8:18 pm
mrmom wrote:
Hey, I'd be happy to help you out. Just send the stuff to be counted over my way here and I'd be glad to oblige. One has to stop watching soaps and eating bonbons anyway. :lol:
Can't pack everything up and ship it to you - it's time for a road trip...jump in that bus and I'll see you when you get here. 8)
What do you mean - you sit around and watch soaps all day??? What's going on in General Hospital? :shock:
Sherri
Date: 6 Dec 2005 8:29 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
What do you mean - you sit around and watch soaps all day??? What's going on in General Hospital? :shock:
Sherri
Heh heh heh.... that's what I get from the other moms at the bus stop in the morning. Their husbands think that all they do is sit around and watch soaps and eat bonbons all day. It's only when we get together on poker night or something that I give the guys an idea of what it is to be home all day with kids. It's no picnic. Of course they jump all over me and rib me but as far as I am concerned, they are the ones missing out.
Too bad I am not in a 'Desparate Houeswives' type of neighborhood.
Now where did I put the remote.....
Date: 6 Dec 2005 8:49 pm
You're doing a good thing with being mrmom. I'm sitting here thinking and I can't think of any guys I know that are or would even consider being a stay at home dad. It's to bad that both parents can't be stay at home parents for the first few years, I guess one does miss out on a lot when they are at work.
Sherri
Date: 7 Dec 2005 10:17 am
Congratulations on hitting 1000 Marshall! Seems that 1000 is a good number for you... there was the 1000 days we spent partying in Valparaiso after the "incident", the 1000 bars of gold from... well never mind, and of course the 1000 acre spread you call home :lol: :lol: :lol:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 11:13 am
LOL Joe,
And don't forget the 1000 virgins.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 11:36 am
Ah, missed it, now see your 1006 .....
congrates.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 11:43 am
bontai Joe wrote:
Congratulations on hitting 1000 Marshall! Seems that 1000 is a good number for you... there was the 1000 days we spent partying in Valparaiso after the "incident", the 1000 bars of gold from... well never mind, and of course the 1000 acre spread you call home :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't forget the 1000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 11:54 am
Marshall wrote:
LOL Joe,
And don't forget the 1000 virgins.
Don't forget to say to each one, afterwards...."of course I love you"... :roll: :roll:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 12:06 pm
Paula wrote:
Marshall wrote:
LOL Joe,
And don't forget the 1000 virgins.
Don't forget to say to each one, afterwards...."of course I love you"... :roll: :roll:
And lie? I don't think so. :roll:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 12:17 pm
Marshall wrote:
LOL Joe,
And don't forget the 1000 virgins.
:?: There have always been things about the martyrdom promise of virgins for sacrificing your life for the "cause."
Why are they virgins? Must be some good reasons for that? Other than the obvious: double bagging required?
Were they promised eternal virginity in exchange for their sacrificing for the "cause?"
If so, what guy wants 1000 nagging virgins, who are going to stay that way?
Hope I didn't ruin anyones great dreams for the afterlife. :twisted: :wink:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 1:11 pm
Highwind wrote:
Why are they virgins? Must be some good reasons for that? Other than the obvious: double bagging required?
Were they promised eternal virginity in exchange for their sacrificing for the "cause?"
If so, what guy wants 1000 nagging virgins, who are going to stay that way?
Hope I didn't ruin anyones great dreams for the afterlife. :twisted: :wink:
Thanks alot Windy....there go my dreams of glory in the afterlife...1000 male virgins... :cry: :cry: (no idea where they would find that many, but figured if anyone could perform miracles.... :wink: )
Date: 7 Dec 2005 1:15 pm
Marshall
In all the teasing about the virgins, I forgot to say...CONGRATS! 
Date: 7 Dec 2005 6:05 pm
mrmom wrote:
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
What do you mean - you sit around and watch soaps all day??? What's going on in General Hospital? :shock:
Sherri
Heh heh heh.... that's what I get from the other moms at the bus stop in the morning. Their husbands think that all they do is sit around and watch soaps and eat bonbons all day. It's only when we get together on poker night or something that I give the guys an idea of what it is to be home all day with kids. It's no picnic. Of course they jump all over me and rib me but as far as I am concerned, they are the ones missing out.
Too bad I am not in a 'Desparate Houeswives' type of neighborhood.
Now where did I put the remote.....
Hey Mr. Mom...."Desperate Househusbands"....The Next Series...I can see it, I tell you...bet there'd be a nice female fan base... :wink:
And I second Sherri's comments....kudos to you for doing whats best for the kids. Its no easy job to be home with the kids....and I bet most guys wouldn't last a DAY! doing what you do all day...before they'd be whining about how tired they are, etc.
Bon-bons, my arse.... :roll: :roll:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 6:30 pm
Paula wrote:
Bon-bons, my arse.... :roll: :roll:
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Yes, that is one place those evil bon-bon calories like to gather.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 6:35 pm
Highwind wrote:
Paula wrote:
Bon-bons, my arse.... :roll: :roll:
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Yes, that is one place those evil bon-bon calories like to gather.
Hey now....lets leave our arses out of this...
Date: 7 Dec 2005 7:51 pm
not a chance
chris
Date: 7 Dec 2005 7:55 pm
Paula wrote:
Marshall
In all the teasing about the virgins, I forgot to say...CONGRATS! 
Thank you my dear. It's a testament to the forum.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 7:59 pm
Marshall wrote:
Thank you my dear. It's a testament to the forum.
And without our great mods, there wouldn't be any forum.... :wink:
So, how about a bow....and how about a picture of you taking a bow? I swear...its only for the sake of posterity...
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:03 pm
Paula wrote:
Marshall wrote:
Thank you my dear. It's a testament to the forum.
And without our great mods, there wouldn't be any forum.... :wink:
So, how about a bow....and how about a picture of you taking a bow? I swear...its only for the sake of posterity...
My posterity is staying out of this. Don't want to give Termy a green light for his webcam. A bad example and all. :wink:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:05 pm
Marshall wrote:
My posterity is staying out of this. Don't want to give Termy a green light for his webcam. A bad example and all. :wink:
Well he!!...go be a good example and all... :roll: :roll: 
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:11 pm
Marshall,
Congratulations on 1K.
I think it is great that Paula wants to get you a bow for 1K posts...Do you like compound or recurve?
Walt
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:14 pm
Her recurves will do just fine. :wink:
Thank you BTW. :)
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:16 pm
How do we know Paula doesn't come equipped with compound curves?
We need pictures... we need pictures.
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:20 pm
Highwind wrote:
How do we know Paula doesn't come equipped with compound curves?
We need pictures... we need pictures.
Nahh...pictures soooooo lack imagination....everything is just right there to see...doesn't take any effort at all.....just ask Walt...![]()
(I swear Walt...I tried....but my keyboard turned into a Ouija board and typed the above comments before I could stop it!)..
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:21 pm
Now THAT was funny! :lol:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:27 pm
Walt wrote:
Now THAT was funny! :lol:
Thank you Walt....for being such a good sport...and not smacking me over the head like I probably deserve for that one... :wink:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 8:39 pm
After what I've been through recently, I guess I'm game for anything someone is willing to call me a good sport for being part of!
Walt
Date: 7 Dec 2005 9:24 pm
Think of it like this...
Marshall is the King and I'am the prince. Paula is a princess so that means she has to marry a prince. I am available and Paula marry's me before the season is over! hahaha. Then our hunnymoon would be going to the local Gladiator shows to watch people kill people in the most horible ways. Reminds me of Rome back in the day LMAO :lol:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 10:20 pm
Termy wrote:
Think of it like this...
Marshall is the King and I'am the prince. Paula is a princess so that means she has to marry a prince. I am available and Paula marry's me before the season is over! hahaha. Then our hunnymoon would be going to the local Gladiator shows to watch people kill people in the most horible ways. Reminds me of Rome back in the day LMAO :lol:
Termy, I swear no one will ever accuse you of a lack of imagination! :wink:
Date: 7 Dec 2005 10:37 pm
Termy wrote:
Think of it like this...
Marshall is the King and I'am the prince. Paula is a princess so that means she has to marry a prince. I am available and Paula marry's me before the season is over! hahaha. Then our hunnymoon would be going to the local Gladiator shows to watch people kill people in the most horible ways. Reminds me of Rome back in the day LMAO :lol:
Bud..........wei...........ser!!!!!!!!!
Date: 7 Dec 2005 11:16 pm
mrmom wrote:
Bud..........wei...........ser!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I think Kokany is better :wink:
Date: 8 Dec 2005 9:21 am
Walt wrote:
After what I've been through recently, I guess I'm game for anything someone is willing to call me a good sport for being part of!
Walt
You doing ok Walt?
Date: 8 Dec 2005 6:43 pm
Yeah, I'm fine. I just came across a few potholes in the road of life and need to get them filled in.
At this point none of them are major. It's just when they all hit at once and there is no way to weave around them you just have to work harder to get them filled in so you can get going back down the road.
We all know how much energy regular driving takes, I just have to work on potholes outside the car as well to keep the car going down the road.
Thanks for your concern.
Walt
Date: 9 Dec 2005 9:58 pm
Walt wrote:
Yeah, I'm fine. I just came across a few potholes in the road of life and need to get them filled in.
At this point none of them are major. It's just when they all hit at once and there is no way to weave around them you just have to work harder to get them filled in so you can get going back down the road.
We all know how much energy regular driving takes, I just have to work on potholes outside the car as well to keep the car going down the road.
Thanks for your concern.
Walt
See Walt....you could've posted your pictures on here....what could be more G rated than road construction pictures? :twisted: :twisted: